Thats right a weekend of horror was just experienced from watching Paranormal Activity 4 and Sinister. But horror is a huge overstatement. Both these movies were complete jokes and were more of the comedy side.
Reviews coming for both soon
Monday, October 22, 2012
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Prometheus
So apparently what we have here is a prequel of the great Alien Quadrilogy of which I have the VHS tapes of all. Which leads me into my next point of why I was so disappointed with this film. First off be prepared for absolutely nothing to happen within the first hour or two of this silly timeline. Then when action hits its, well dont get me wrong, it was phenomenal (especially in that AVX surround sound orgasmic tuning) but what in gods good name was the purpose of some of it was beyond my understanding. Likely due to intoxication but a small chance it wasn't. Thank you Prometheus for a sensational let down
On Tap:
- 2 Canadian Tall Boys
- 1 Canadian Club and Cola
- 1 Spleezy
also Charlize Theron is always hot: 1 point for Prometheus
Sunday, October 14, 2012
End of Watch
Well that was just a fantastic movie. It had both experiences brought out in the movie: violence and emotion. With these two aspects combined and evenly used it filtered into a great movie that actually had my interest for the full movie. We got these two joker cops and then theres the "dark side" so to say, no pun intended, but they are black. The black gangs play a little role but get the story moving along, keeps things in line, and shows what L.A. cops actually do all day. Arresting THE CRIMINAL SCUM and doing paperwork. Then we have the cartel which are an annoying bunch of filthy bastards from Mexico. Every second and third word out of the what seemed to be the "lĂder del grupo" was fuck, fucker, fucking or a combination of all three. This combined with the annoying woman driver who has the typical slang english spanish fucking soup of a language. It made you want to hate them and it worked. Just every little scene blossomed and grew into a finale which was, well, uh, I don't want to spoil it.
Overall fantastic movie
p.s. I was informed from one of my colleagues that one of the cartel actors is actually a criminal. I knew that acting was to good to be true.
On Tap:
- 200 ml Johnie Walker Red Label
- Can't think
Thursday, October 11, 2012
The Campaign
Drunk Rating: 9/10
On Tap:
- 2 Tall Canadians
- 1 helluva spleezy
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Taken 3
God damnit. Damn you to hell you writers. All anyone cares about is money nowadays. What happened to making a good movie and leaving it. NO! They have to go and screw it up and made 15 different stupid sequels with more tits and more guns. Can you blame them though? I guess I'm just upset since I saw Taken 1 and it was a fantastic movie.
Taken: around $25 million
Taken 2: $50 million and growing
Taken 3: BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND LEMMINGS
Full story here: http://www.movies.com/movie-news/taken-3-news/9868?wssac=164&wssaffid=news
Taken: around $25 million
Taken 2: $50 million and growing
Taken 3: BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND LEMMINGS
- I'll probably watch it anyway
Full story here: http://www.movies.com/movie-news/taken-3-news/9868?wssac=164&wssaffid=news
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Looper
I'll just start off with a rating of not a satisfying watch while under the influence
Who would of thought, alcohol, making you stupid, simply amazing. With this said I realized what I was watching was something like a 10 year old understanding quantum physics. I really had no idea what was going on. I periodically fell asleep twice in 15 minute intervals (probably the reason I didn't understand anything). Although I bet watching this movie sober is probably a fantastic movie . Just take a look at that trailer. This is why I'm probably going to watch it again, maybe drunk, and just maybe I can overcome the effects of alcohol on the judgement of movies. All in all I was rather amused and entertained, from the parts I was awake.
p.s. Why is Bruce Willis always an angry motherfucker
- On tap: 10 Coldshots
- 1 spleezy
Happy Thanksgiving
Hope everyone had an awesome thanksgiving. Just wanted to add a quick interesting video for when your beers aren't twist off.
If worse comes to worse I usually use a lighter.
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